Wednesday, October 24, 2007

 


HIGH HEELS GOT YOU DOWN?

Here is something sent in by a friend with a sense of humor and well as a sense of what is right and wrong. This is an ad on Craigslist in Seattle. The title and, as you will see, the content makes me think this is more appropriate as some sort of personals ad and not a professional ad seeking a potential employee.

The company, Seattle Stair, appears to do great woodwork and, from the ad, appears to have quite a foot fetish. Check it out.

Isn't it illegal to discriminate based on sex, etc? The ad doesn't explain how this administrative job has anything to do with being a woman, much less a woman who wears high heels. This is just hilarious. But it also makes me mad. And it baffles me too. What a sexist jerk! He probably lies around watching Fox News waiting for a peek at his new admin girl wandering around in flip flops. I could see this guy saying he's all innocent and didn't mean to offend anyone but that's pretty lame.

This is the original High Heels ad.
And what follows is the same ad:

High Heels Got You Down??

Reply to: job-455162074@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-21, 12:21AM PDT


Toss the heels and launch your career. Get with a company that’s more in tune with who you are. We are a growing design and craftsman oriented company doing work for an increasingly sophisticated clientele: CEO’s, Oprah Winfrey, politicians, Barney’s New York. We have projects in Seattle, the San Juans, Hawaii and elsewhere. We need someone to run the showroom and office for our local clients so we can remain strong and dedicated to our home market. We want to pursue estate level and commercial projects while not compromising our home turf. We will train you for this position if you have a related background we can build on.


This is a position for the girl who got her college degree, but never liked high heels or doesn’t like them any more. We need your brains, but you can toss the heels in the back of the closet. Our product and some of our projects are sophisticated. Our work environment is not. We are in a cool old building in SODO. The shop makes noise and dust. The showroom is unique, but is not Madison Avenue. We create beauty. Our clients love what we do for them. We are routinely told we care about our work, we understand our client’s needs, and we deliver stunning work they couldn’t find anywhere else.

Here’s our web link: www.seattlestair.com
Here’s a Seattle PI news story on us: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/307832_retail17.html
Or one from the Seattle Times: http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=craft18&date=20050618&query=davila+seattle+stair


Position Requirements:

College degree in any field

Min. 5 years experience in one or more related fields:
Sales/customer service
Bookkeeping
Design or autocad
Marketing
Construction (hands on) or
Construction (office/admin.)
Project management

Literate, well spoken, mature, real world savvy, fun loving, creative


This is a new position within the company geared toward:

1. Leveraging the company’s success into deeper market penetration in local residential stairs at all levels, and local and national stairs at the estate and commercial levels;

2. Bringing all administrative functions back on site and systematizing timely record keeping and production feedback; AR/AP/Payroll

3. Giving walk-in and call in customers prompt on demand service and beginning the design relationship through education. This is meant to both serve the customers and function as a working lab to identify customer’s key felt needs and apply test solutions to monitor effectiveness for further application and raise our connection rate with customers;

4. “Keeping the ship aright”, i.e. help out in the shop if you would enjoy this, assist with owner’s small apartment building/bookkeeping; provide support for Sales Manager and Foreman, enable reduction in owner’s schedule to four day work week, and other selected priorities.

This position is ready for immediate filling. Competitive pay and benefits + medical. Please reply with resume or questions.


Location: Seattle
Compensation: Depending on Qualifications
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 455162074

Maybe you should answer the ad and let him know what you think.

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Comments:
This is the follow up. Well, just for laughs, I
responded to that ad with the following and got the following response back from this business.


Dear Hiring Manager,

I am interested in your ad offering us career girls a chance to kick
off our heels. My feet really hurt from wearing them so much! Yes, I
most definitely have more than 5 years experience in a number of the
fields you list. I wonder, will it be okay to wear flip flops? I
shamelessly love to show off my feet.

Look forward to your reply and more info about the job.

Thanks much,
Rachel


Flip flops would be fine. But I didn't see a resume. We are making
an offer to a finalist in the morning, unless someone amazing stops me
tonight.

Shawn
 
Should I take a trip to the stair showroom to see what the new "gal" is sporting if anything on her feet?
I'll decide if they hired her on the basis of whether or not she had cute or sexy feet.
Then we'll know for sure about the guy's intentions!
If her feet look terrible, your theory might be wrong.
 
Boardster,

Go down there as soon as you can and report back!

I think you'll find a very pretty girl working there.

R
 
Well,
We jetted over there as soon as I found out they had Sunday hours.
That new hire sure knew how to sell!
By the time I left, I had ordered TWO seperate staircases, and we live in a single story house!
My wife was so busy testing the feel on her bare soles of the different surfaces of step material, that she didn't realize how that rookie with the extensive background in all four areas had me hook,line, and sinker.
She was a looker all right, and she used her pretty flip-flopped feet to her advantage.
She recognized my weakness early on, and when she saw my hard to disguise interest in her feet, she played it to the max.
I guess when she caught me watching my wife's dusty soles climbing the showroom stairs instead of looking at her own nicely decorated feet that were in my lap by this time, she dropped the flops and showed me what she assumed correctly I liked even more.
Rumor has it they offered her six figures PLUS a signing bonus. She'll probably earn her keep and then some.
We still had a fun flight back, I used my wife's soles as a pillow on the flight and slept like a baby.
Gotta decide how to have the thing installed in the single story basementless home of ours, and don't even know how the bill will be paid, maybe we'll just build a stairway to heaven?
Thanks for sending me there, all in the line of duty of course.
You did say that I was on your expense account, didn't you?
 
Hi Boardster,

You very naughty boy. Now you're just being silly.

I thought you lived around Seattle. I have to tell you, I have some hard-core foot fetishists that contact me so I figured you really were going to go.

Peace,
Rachel
 
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