The Flip Flop Girl

Paris Hilton

For the record, I think Paris was looking her best when she just got out of jail and it will be a pity if she goes back to her old look. From her brief comments inside of jail, it does sound like Paris wants to embark on a completely new life. And the biggest thing standing in her way appears to be her family. Remember, it is Papa Hilton who orchestrated this lavish event in Vegas to exploit her daughter's release from prison for more millions.

Once inside the family compound, the "Dreamcatchers" sytlists were applying hair extensions. The Parasite Paparazzi provided us with footage of Paris prancing around a courtyard with a little dog. Other courtiers were brought into the family compound along with candy, cake, and balloons. What about a really quiet time at home? What about inviting a shaman instead of a stylist team?

The best thing Paris could do is move out of her home! That would really be "hot!"

Labels: buzz, hot, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, pop culture

The Willendorf Factor

We all know about the Venus of Willendorf back from art school, right? Well, a lot of you do. And, if you don't, I'll give you a heads up. The Venus of Willendorf is a really tiny little piece of art that was discovered in, well, Willendorf, wherever that is, somewhere in Bavaria. Anyhow, the significant thing about the Venus of Willendorf is that she has massive tits as well as a very big pronounced vagina. The theory goes that the artist was creating a fertility symbol and that he was focusing on these powerful and practical symbols of motherhood. So, I was just thinking what it is that we today focus on. We've totally messed with this original symbol. As a society, as far as female symbols go, we value thin young women. We still value sex but not so much motherhood. And I think of how we've placed so much attention on sex and how we constantly hungry for new stimulation. So, in come the girls in flip flops. As we navigate through our days, sex on the brain at a relentless pace, we place an incredibly high value of anything titilating. It's a dance played by the observer and the one in the role of object observed. We outright desire the stimulation. It doesn't matter if flip flops aren't especially practical footwear. It gives us a chance to see more skin, and more vulnerable highly sensitive skin. Hey, it's the Willendorf Factor as far as I'm concerned. If our primitive ancestors needed fertility images to console them, it makes perfect sense that we need to see and/or wear something ultra-sexy that get us deep inside to get through our crazy days.

Labels: a really bad foot fetish in a good way, feet, fertility, hyperreality, kinky sex, open toes, sex, symbols, toe sucking, Venus of Willendorf

Jumping Back in Feet First

Hey Everyone,

Don't you just love these golden flip flops? I just had to post this little quickie. I know I should be posting considering it's the summer!!!! My pretty feet are luvin' it. But back to the current flips in question. Let me know how you like them. Do they look good to you? Do you think they would feel good on your feet? How would you feel wearing them? Are there certain flip flops you'd only wear around the house? I'd have to say YES to the last question. You know why? Because some of them are so nice and pretty that I don't want to scuff them up so much but, more importantly, some of the really high-end flips are too heavy to just casually slip on and just start walking wherever.

Love you all. I am hella busy but I'll see ya soon.

XOXO.
Rachel
The Flip Flop Girl

Labels: a really bad foot fetish in a good way, feet, flip flops, foot fetish, summer